The Worst Possible Vibes

a factual and objective list that can't be argued with.

Here is a list of things and places that have bad fuckin vibes:

Every Alfred Coffee shop on the planet. I blame the company. Hurt baristas hurt people. (P.S. my name is not “Ear.” It has never been “Ear.”)

Parking garages. You think you’re a cave, bitch? You think all these cars are bats? You think these pillars keeping us from death are stalactites?? Lean in close, lemmetellyousumthing: You are just(!) a building(!) with a reluctance to perform hospitably. (!!)